Get Yer
$DOSH Out
A proper bulldog of a coin. No suits, no waffle — just an honest bit of dosh for the people who show up early. Union Jack on its cap, cash in its paw, and absolutely no time for nonsense.
Every Legend Starts Down a Backstreet
Pull up a stool. Here's the honest, slightly embellished truth of how a bulldog in a flat cap ended up with his own ticker.
It started, as these things do, outside a market stall at closing time. A stocky bulldog in a battered deerstalker was doing the rounds of a cobbled backstreet where a handful of crypto traders met every week to swap charts and complain about gas fees. Nobody owned him. He just turned up, sat by the till, and refused to leave until someone slipped him a chip.
The traders started calling him Dosh — proper old East End slang for cash — because he had an uncanny nose for it. Drop a coin on the cobbles and he'd have his paw on it before it stopped spinning. Drop a bad trade into the group chat and he'd bark, like clockwork, every single time. The lads took it as a sign.
One night a fella turned up flogging a "guaranteed 100x" token to anyone who'd listen. Dosh took one look at him, grabbed his clipboard in his teeth, and trotted off down the street with it. Scammer never came back. The group chat renamed itself that evening. It's been $DOSH ever since.
So that's the story — a stray with sharp instincts, a soft spot for a bargain, and zero patience for anyone trying to fleece the regulars. No VC backing. No pre-sale for insiders. Just a mascot the whole street already trusted, put on-chain by the people who fed him chips in the first place.
Old Money, New Chain
"Dosh" is British slang for cash — the kind your nan keeps in a biscuit tin. We put it on-chain and gave it a mascot who means business.
Meet the Dog
DOSH is a bulldog in a deerstalker cap, chain round his neck, fistful of fivers, not remotely bothered by market volatility. He's the community mascot — stubborn, loyal, and always chasing a bit more dosh.
No roadmap promising the moon. No team wallet quietly cashing out. Just a coin built by people who like a laugh, a flutter, and a fair shake — launched fair, liquidity locked, contract renounced.
Your Betting Slip
Everything laid out plain — supply, allocation, and what $DOSH actually does for holders. No small print, no asterisks.
$DOSH
Where the Billion Goes
Holder Votes
Holders vote on what the mascot wears, which charities the treasury backs, and what gets built next.
Airdrop Eligibility
Holding and engaging pre-launch stacks your odds for this round and every $DOSH drop after it.
Merch Redemption
Flat caps, mugs, and pins from the official shop — payable in $DOSH, holders only.
Community Treasury
A locked, publicly tracked wallet funding marketing pushes, giveaways, and exchange listing costs.
Claim Your Dosh
10% of total supply is set aside for the community before we ever go live. No purchase necessary — just show up early.
How to Get In
We're dropping tokens on the regulars before trading even opens. Tick these off and you're in the pot:
- 1 Follow $DOSH on X and turn on notifications.
- 2 Join the Telegram and give the pinned post a read.
- 3 Fill in the airdrop form with your wallet address (never a seed phrase — we'll never ask).
- 4 Refer mates for bonus allocation — more regulars, more dosh to go round.
Regular № $DOSH-001
Sorted in Four
Down the pub, up the chain — same energy, four moves.
Get a Wallet
Download a wallet like MetaMask or Trust Wallet and top it up with a bit of ETH for gas.
Head to a DEX
Connect your wallet to Uniswap. It's the local of choice for grabbing $DOSH.
Paste the Contract
Copy the official $DOSH contract address from above and paste it into the swap box.
Get Yer Dosh
Set your slippage, confirm the swap, and welcome to the pack. Nice one.
Match Day Fixtures
Where DOSH is headed, kick-off by kick-off.
Fair Launch & Kennel Club
Contract deployed, liquidity locked, ownership renounced. Community channels open their doors — first hundred holders get proper bragging rights.
Getting Listed
Trending pushes, tracker listings, and a proper push to get DOSH in front of every meme coin degen in the country.
Merch & Mascot Drops
Flat caps, mugs, and community art competitions. The dog gets a wardrobe upgrade voted on by holders.
CEX Chatter
Exchange applications go out. No promises, just proper elbow grease from the team.
Still Here
No exit, no rug — just a community still holding, still laughing, still chasing a bit more dosh.
Ask the Landlord
Straight answers, no waffle.